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This 20 question quiz is by no means an accurate depiction of one's piousness, please don't use it as so. The halal to haram ratio and personality type are by no means reflective of who you are and are most probably inaccurate. This quiz was made for satirical purposes only, please don't take it as anything else. The quiz is 100% anonymous.

1. What are your thoughts on dating?

2. What are your thoughts on premarital intimacy?

3. What are your thoughts on marrying non–muslim?

4. What are your thoughts on consuming non–halal food, excluding pork?

5. What are your thoughts on consuming pork?

6. What are your thoughts on smoking weed?

7. What are your thoughts on psychedelics and other hard drugs (LSD,heroin,etc) ?

8. What are your thoughts on consuming alcohol?

9. What are your thoughts on clubbing?

10. What are your thoughts on watching porn?

11. How often do you go to the masjid?

12. How often do you pray?

13. What are your thoughts on tattoos?

14. What are your thoughts on vaping / consuming tabacoo products?

15. What are your thoughts on modesty in clothing?

16. What are your thoughts on men/women segregation (mosques, events, etc)?

17. What are your thoughts on listening to music in Ramadan?

18. What are your thoughts on owning/interacting with dogs?

19. How often do you fast?

20. What are your thoughts on gambling?

Guy smoking hookah

The Hookah Addict

Lets be honest. No one even believes you’re a muslim. You’re probably referred to as “white-washed” amongst all your friends and you probably don’t even know what direction Mecca is. It’s okay though, maybe one day.

Guy praying

Ramadan Muslim

Theres one month out of every year in which you go through a rebranding phase and somehow randomly turn religious after 11 months of drinking and smoking. Hey, suit yourself big guy.

Guy drinking

Drinks after Jummah?

It’s Friday, you just had a great Jummah now its time to go turn it up with your home boys/girls. You probably say bismillah before you drink your beer. However, you’re definitely muslim, at least only on the inside.

fingers crossed

Wallah Breaker

No one trusts your wallahs, even when you’re being sincere. You’ve turned yourself into the boy who cries wolf. Uncross your fingers.

two people, one modest one wild

Modest insta, wild private story

You're definitely either trying to protect your innocent image or you got some fake cousins following you. Let loose, show the world who you really are.

guy looking for something

You seen my vape bro?

You’re definitely addicted to nicotine, but that’s probably the only drug you’ve consumed. You almost want to act like your some cool party dude but you know your guilt won’t let you, I mean or your parents won’t.

three circles

Triple Threat

You think saying inshallah, mashallah, and alhamdulillah 24/7 makes you religious. You catch everyone off guard and make them feel like they have to say it too. Someone will just say they want food and you’ll be like iA. Then we gotta be like “yea yea iA you right”.

angry person

The cousin who acts like a parent

You’re probably the oldest sibling and for some reason have taken it upon yourself to act as an interim parent when you’re with your friends/cousins. Everyone loves you, but only because they have to.


8:00 Curfew

Lets be honest, you either have or had some type of curfew. You love your parents but this really makes you mad. And unfortunately if you’re a lady you might even have a brother who doesn’t have to oblige by this curfew. Sorry ladies.

guy looking for something

The Sheikh

You’re the person everyone goes to for Islamic advice. Everyone appreciates you and there’s a good chance you’ve memorized the Quran. Props!

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What is a Halal:Haram Ratio?

At it's essence, the Halal to Haram Ratio shows how "Islamic" one is on a scale from 0% to 100%. For those unfamiliar with the terms "Halal" and "Haram" apart from your encounters with them on food trucks, in the context of this website Halal indicates actions lawful or permitted in Islam, and Haram indicates actions unlawful or prohibited in Islam.

With that being said, by no means does this metric accurately define one's devotion to the religion or one's piousness. Everyone picks their own sins and no one is at liberty to judge others and act sanctimoniously. In addition, be aware that this website is satirical and is not meant to be taken seriously at all. Please do not use this quiz as anything other than what it is: a quiz made for fun.